Church Bulletin Bloopers

1. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

2. The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.

3. The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10am. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done

4. The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

5. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

6. The Reverend Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.

7. During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.

8. Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.

9. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

10. The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

11. The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.